All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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