You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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