These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
There are leaves in my underwear?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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