Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
do herpes really smell.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
