can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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