ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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