physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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