Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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