If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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