after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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