she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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