she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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