never play flip cup with pint glasses
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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