but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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