: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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