I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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