Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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