just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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