Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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