Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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