no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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