I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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