his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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