im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It all started with a game of naked twister.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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