Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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