They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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