I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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