What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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