shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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