He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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