At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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