He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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