Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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