the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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