question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
