I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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