I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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