quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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