butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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