The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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