That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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