Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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