smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
His hands were made for my vagina.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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