mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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