and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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