But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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