you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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