That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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