i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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