we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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