Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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