i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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