do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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