Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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